The great escape

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape. So I'm pretty much just going to make this up. I got this as a random question today in my profile. So instead of just telling you how I escape I thought perhaps you might like to know the whole story of how I am talented enough to actually fall into a well.

I'm walking through a field by a house and somehow I have fallen into a well. This is partly because I am half blind and partly because I'm incredibly talented and only I could manage to fall into a well that has a stone wall built around it.

I land with a thud and I hear a noise it's some kind of animal. I reach into my pocket and pull out my trusty cell phone with the really bright back light so I can see what is in here with me. BILLY! There you are I exclaim. See the goat had dissappeared a few days before apparently the goat and I have a lot in common. . .oh boy this is getting scary.

Now I know your thinking you have a cell phone so why not call for help? Well like any good story the obvious means of escape never works out quite right and so I have no cell phone service down in the well. According to my service provider they are working very hard to expand their coverage area though!

I notice that on the goats horn thingy ma bob a slinky is stuck. Wait a minute! didn't I just throw that slinky away a few days ago? Hmmm Billy must have been playing in the garbage again.

This slinky is one of those mega huge slinkys that stretches for like a mile. Ok maybe I'm exagerating a little bit but you get the point right? It's also one of those metal ones that are really strong. The only problem is the slinky is majorly twisted.

I unhook the slinky from the goats horn and begin the tedious task of unraveling it. It takes me what seems like hours. Doesn't my family miss me I think to myself. It's got to be getting close to supper time because my stomach is making very loud noises and I think it's scaring the poor goat.

FINALLY I get the slinky unraveled. Then I hook it to the goats horn again. The goat still had his rope attached to his neck so I secured the goat to the wall of the well. Yes there was a place for that. It's a story ok? I can put whatever I want in my well. If I would have been thinking straight I would have included a well stocked mini fridge then maybe I wouldn't be so hungry. I grab the slinky and I hurl it towards the top of well hoping it will catch somewhere near the top. No such luck it comes crashing down and whacks me in the head. I try again and again. Finally on about my 5th try it gets caught on something near the top. I begin to pray that it will stay. I hop on top of the goat and then begin to climb up the slinky like it's a rope. At one point I think the slinky is going to break but apparently it's extra heavy duty metal so it doesn't. I slowly make my way to the top calling on Jesus the whole time. Really I don't think I've ever been so spiritual.

After I make it to the top. . I get some friends and we rescue billy. It was only then that it occured to me. Wait a minute I was just in a well but. . . .I'm not WET! Realizing that the well had been dried up for a while we boarded up the well so we wouldn't have this problem anymore.

Yeah yeah yeah I know it's a corny story but I had fun writing it and really can you think of anything more productive for me to be doing at the moment? Wait a minute don't answer that question please.

Hope y'all enjoy my silliness!

Love y'all